Global/Other Accused of Catfishing. Convicted of Comedy.

[Aalus]

I don’t know if I should feel proud or deeply concerned but I’ve officially been custom banned three times by @15crystalX SIR. At this point Im either the main villain or the misunderstood anti hero of Mineland lore 💀 First ban? I made a discord alt named @deefer as a joke. Apparently that was “misleading staff” Personally, I think it was art.

Ban #2? I said some cursed things yeah, but the reason written was literally: “Get out of here | custom punishment” Bro banned me like I broke into his house. Ban #3? I told ppl to check the about me section of my own server. Apparently that alone was enough to trigger a spiritual crisis and get me removed from existence. Bonus charges include dm’ing someone for a nickname change, “harassing” a player I barely spoke to and “catfishing” because I had a girly pfp and said “Im a girl pookie pookie uwu” I wasn’t catfishing. I was just being mentally unstable, like the rest of y’all

I even sent a respectful appeal once. The reply I got seemed like a Hogwarts letter lmao: “You haven’t stood outside the server long enough” followed by something about hope, darkness and fatal errors. He finished it off with just: “No” in my recent ban appeal

Shakespeare couldn’t have written that with a straight face. And then @PrincexHaze just casually drops a “haha” react like I slipped on a banana peel.

Anyway, Im not asking to be unbanned. That dream died three bans ago. I just want the recognition I deserve. Years in the server. Countless hours played. And now I’ve become ban content. If you ever feel bad, just remember: somewhere out there, a potato named _Aalus got banned three times for being a little too funny.

Stay safe. Goofy bios get you goofy punishments

 

[Aalus]

I don’t know if I should feel proud or deeply concerned but I’ve officially been custom banned three times by @15crystalX SIR. At this point Im either the main villain or the misunderstood anti hero of Mineland lore 💀 First ban? I made a discord alt named @deefer as a joke. Apparently that was “misleading staff” Personally, I think it was art.

Ban #2? I said some cursed things yeah, but the reason written was literally: “Get out of here | custom punishment” Bro banned me like I broke into his house. Ban #3? I told ppl to check the about me section of my own server. Apparently that alone was enough to trigger a spiritual crisis and get me removed from existence. Bonus charges include dm’ing someone for a nickname change, “harassing” a player I barely spoke to and “catfishing” because I had a girly pfp and said “Im a girl pookie pookie uwu” I wasn’t catfishing. I was just being mentally unstable, like the rest of y’all

I even sent a respectful appeal once. The reply I got seemed like a Hogwarts letter lmao: “You haven’t stood outside the server long enough” followed by something about hope, darkness and fatal errors. He finished it off with just: “No” in my recent ban appeal

Shakespeare couldn’t have written that with a straight face. And then @PrincexHaze just casually drops a “haha” react like I slipped on a banana peel.

Anyway, Im not asking to be unbanned. That dream died three bans ago. I just want the recognition I deserve. Years in the server. Countless hours played. And now I’ve become ban content. If you ever feel bad, just remember: somewhere out there, a potato named _Aalus got banned three times for being a little too funny.

Stay safe. Goofy bios get you goofy punishments

Dear @starGhost_ ,

Remember when we used to talk about black holes. Now Im just emotionally orbiting one, thanks to you. Three appeals, three denials from you, that's not a review system, that's a gravitational collapse !

If you ever miss me, just look into the void. I'll be waving back from the event horizon.

- Aalus (currently collapsing into a singularity of regret)

 

[PrincexHaze]

I don’t know if I should feel proud or deeply concerned but I’ve officially been custom banned three times by @15crystalX SIR. At this point Im either the main villain or the misunderstood anti hero of Mineland lore 💀 First ban? I made a discord alt named @deefer as a joke. Apparently that was “misleading staff” Personally, I think it was art.

Ban #2? I said some cursed things yeah, but the reason written was literally: “Get out of here | custom punishment” Bro banned me like I broke into his house. Ban #3? I told ppl to check the about me section of my own server. Apparently that alone was enough to trigger a spiritual crisis and get me removed from existence. Bonus charges include dm’ing someone for a nickname change, “harassing” a player I barely spoke to and “catfishing” because I had a girly pfp and said “Im a girl pookie pookie uwu” I wasn’t catfishing. I was just being mentally unstable, like the rest of y’all

I even sent a respectful appeal once. The reply I got seemed like a Hogwarts letter lmao: “You haven’t stood outside the server long enough” followed by something about hope, darkness and fatal errors. He finished it off with just: “No” in my recent ban appeal

Shakespeare couldn’t have written that with a straight face. And then @PrincexHaze just casually drops a “haha” react like I slipped on a banana peel.

Anyway, Im not asking to be unbanned. That dream died three bans ago. I just want the recognition I deserve. Years in the server. Countless hours played. And now I’ve become ban content. If you ever feel bad, just remember: somewhere out there, a potato named _Aalus got banned three times for being a little too funny.

Stay safe. Goofy bios get you goofy punishments

bruv
my "haha" emoji was for crystal's reply to your appeal
you wrote an entire thing and he just closed it with a "no"
that was the funny bit, apologies if that felt rude

 

[Aalus]

bruv
my "haha" emoji was for crystal's reply to your appeal
you wrote an entire thing and he just closed it with a "no"
that was the funny bit, apologies if that felt rude

Man please don't talk like a moderator.. "Apologise" is for mods and when you use that word you look like a very formal staff member rather than an actual person

 

[PrincexHaze]

this is pretty funny too, imaginations sure don't have limits

 

[PrincexHaze]

Man please don't talk like a moderator.. "Apologise" is for mods and when you use that word you look like a very formal staff member rather than an actual person

idk how good your vocabulary is but to me that just looks like a better word to use instead of "sorry" coz people often take sorry for granted

 

[Aalus]

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this is pretty funny too, imaginations sure don't have limits

Though seriously, why tf do people think I am some kind of villian or criminal 💀 I violated a lot of rules, I agree, BUT SO DID CRYSTAL AND BLOODY/HAFUIT/MOONINGLY/MONDAYS/BLOODYSUCKS

 

[Aalus]

idk how good your vocabulary is but to me that just looks like a better word to use instead of "sorry" coz people often take sorry for granted

Fine, I apologize for questioning your words.